S2E70 • Best Of Late Night Comedy July 9-15 • @19:00 Donald Trump Junior Deep Throats Self • @48:00 President Blackmails Morning Joe and Mika • @4:00 David Letterman Goes To Washington • @19:00 Last Week In Politics • @25:00 Last Week In Sex • @38:00 Last Week In Entertainment • @60:00 Pun Of The Week • @60:30 Fail Of The Week • @61:00 Joke Of The Week • Jimmy Fallon • Jimmy Kimmel • James Corden • Seth Meyers • Samantha Bee • John Oliver • Stephen Colbert • Conan O’Brien • Bill Maher • Trevor Noah • Anthony Atamanuik • Jim Jefferies • Colin Jost • Michael Che • Donald Trump



  • 1:00 • Opening Monologue: Andy Serkis, Dave Franco, Alison Brie, Kid Rock, John Oliver, Donald Trump Jr, David Letterman, Al Franken, Aidy Bryant, Steve Whitmire, Kermit The Frog, Clay Aiken, Joe Scarborough, Morning Joe, Mika Brzezinski, Russell Brand
  • 11:00 • Introducing • Anthony Atamanuik, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, Jim Jefferies, Samantha Bee, and Trevor Noah
  • 19:00 • Last Week In Politics • Conspiracy Of Craziness: Donald Trump Jr Deep Throats Self Donald Trump Jr • @30:00 Life Ain’t Gonna Be Easy Now For Junior: John Oliver, Glenn Greenwald, Ruth Marcus • @48:00 President Blackmails Morning Joe and Mika
  • 25:00 • Last Week In Sex • Dave Franco, Alison Brie, Seth Rogan
  • 38:00 • Last Week In Entertainment • Woody Harrelson, Regina Hall
  • 53:00 • Last Week In Sex • Leslie Jones, Aubrey Plaza, Beyonce’s Babies
  • 60:00 • Pun Of The Week • Trevor Noah!
  • 60:30 • Fail Of The Week • Conan O’Brien!
  • 61:00 • Joke Of The Week • Stephen Colbert!
  • 63:00 • Closing Billboard • Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Donald Trump, Chief Justice John Roberts

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S2E52 • Best Of Late Night Comedy Feb 12-18 • John Oliver Punts On #MuslimBan • @1:30 Donald Jong Trump: The Dunk Tank Clown’s First Solo Presser; Puts The Douche In Fiduciary • Milo Yiannopoulos Owns Bill Maher’s Overtime Panel • @16:30 Morning Joe Blacklists Kellyanne • Tracy Morgan • @56:30 Last Week In Sex • @50:00 Last Week In Entertainment • @63:00 Pun Of The Week • @64:00 Joke Of The Week • @63:30 Fail Of The Week • Seth Meyers • Jimmy Fallon • Conan O’Brien • Jimmy Kimmel • Stephen Colbert • James Corden • Trevor Noah • Samantha Bee • Michael Che • Colin Jost • John Oliver • Next Upload 3/7/2017


  • 1:30 Opening Monologue: Trump’s Russian Ties, Shinzo Abe, Benjamin Netanyahu, Michael Flynn, Stephen Miller, Peter Thiel, Grover Nordquist, John Oliver, Barack Obama, Milo Yiannopoulos, Larry Wilmore, Malcolm Nance, Tracy Morgan11:00 Introducing Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, and Bill Maher.
  • 16:30 Last Week In Politics: Morning Joe Blacklists Kellyanne, Mika Brzezinski, Joe Scarborough, Jake Tapper, Kellyanne Conway, Kate McKinnon; @19:00 Chris Christie; Chuck Schumer; Donald Jong Trump: The Dunk Tank Clown’s First Presser; @25:00 North Korea Launches Ballistic Missile; @27:30 National Security Advisor Michael Flynn Resigns
  • 32:30 Mark’s Monologue: Russian Ties Deconstruct: Bill Maher, Glenn Greenwald, David Muir, Shepard Smith; John Oliver Punts On #MuslimBan, Malcolm Nance, Milo Yiannopoulos, Larry Wilmore
  • 50:00 Last Week In Entertainment Featuring Comedians Roy Wood Jr. and Louie Anderson
  • 56:30 Last Week In Sex: Tracy Morgan Joanna Garcia Swisher
  • 63:00 Pun Of The Week: Stephen Colbert!
  • 63:30 Fail Of The Week: Conan O’Brien!
  • 64:00 Joke Of The Week: Stephen Colbert!
  • 66:00 Closing Monologue: Tracy Morgan, George Saunders, Bill Maher, Milo Yiannopoulos, Joan Rivers, John Oliver

S1E41 • Best Of Late Night Comedy Nov. 6-12 • President-erect Donald J. Trump: The Asshole Who Did • We Are All Citizens Now • A Three Act 2016 Presidential Election Retrospective: Election Eve, Election Night and The Morning After • Eric Holder Condemns Gerrymandering At The Local Level, While Advocating It At The National Level • Dave Chappelle • Jimmy Fallon • Seth Meyers • Stephen Colbert • James Corden • Jimmy Kimmel • Conan O’Brien • Smantha Bee • Trevor Noah • Bill Maher • John Oliver

SET LIST

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 4:00 • Joke Of The Week In Review
  • 4:30 • Introducing: Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden, Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Samantha Bee, and Dave Chappelle!
  • 9:30 • Mark’s Monologue • An IQ Test Democrats Failed • Donald Trump Joins Pussygrabbers John Kennedy and Bill Clinton • You Don’t Always Get What You Want • The Asshole Who Did • Khazr Khan • So Much For Analytics • The Loser Thought She Was Going To Win and The Winner Thought He Was Going To Lose • The System Is Rigged • Trump Is A Party To The Most Scrutinized Contract In The World • Late Night Host Speeches • Equal Protection Of The Law • Abortion • Gerrymandering • The Electoral College • United As Citizens
  • 37:00 • A Three Act 2016 Presidential Election Retrospective • Act One: Election Eve • Act Two: Election Night • Act Three: The Morning After
  • 1:04:00 • Fail Of The Week: Conan O’Brien!
  • 1:05:30 • Joke Of The Week: Stephen Colbert!
  • 1:07:00 • “Give Him A Chance Mashup: Dave Chappelle, Amber Ruffin, and Joe Scarborough (on groupthink in the press)
  • 1:18:00 • Last Word: You Are Not Who We Elect
  • 1:21:00 • Closing Billboard
Audio

S1E23 • @106:00 Joke Of The Week • Trump University: Donald Trump Is A ‘Batshit Crazy’ Lenny Bruce • The Best Of Late Night Comedy June 5-11 • @89:00 Last Week In Sex • @102:30 Pun Of The Week • @105:00 Fail Of The Week • @31:00 Joe Scarborough On Trump: “Insecure, batshit crazy, Queens Guy.” • @33:30 Mashup: My African American • @38:00 Paul Ryan Debases Himself • @40:00 Mashup: Trump University • @47:00 WAPO Neocon Jennifer Rubin: GOP Racists Killed The GOP • @49:00 Bernie Sanders: An IQ Test Democrats Failed • @51:30 Somebody Got To Hillary Clinton • @56:00 Sad: Risk-Free College Comedy • @64:00 Trump: Hillary Has To Go To Jail • @64:30 Elizabeth Warren At The American Constitution Society • @66:00 The Donald Trump Stand-up Act: He’s Lenny Bruce • @71:00 Obama: Happy With Trump • @80:30 James Corden On Carpool Inspiration • @83:00 Mashup: Hamilton With Miranda And Corden • @88:00 Dana Carvey On Jimmy Stewart • @3:30 Bo Burnham • @15:00 Lin Manuel Miranda • @18:30 David Letterman • 20:00 Muhammad Ali • @27:00 Aaron Sorkin • @28:00 Rebecca Solnit • @29:00 Dana Carvey • @39:00 Samantha Bee • @45:00 Chelsea Handler • @53:00 Zoltan Kaszas • @60:00 Glenn Close


SET LIST

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 1:30 • Opening Monologue: Make Happy By Bo Burnham and Little Bets
    By Peter Sims
  • 10:00 • S1E22 Joke Of The Week In Review
  • 11:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, Seth Meyers,
    Jimmy Fallon, and James Corden
  • 15:00 • Hamilton’s Lin Manuel Miranda
  • 16:30 • Before And After: Playboy Mansion Joke
  • 18:30 • Letterman On Colbert
  • 20:00 • Colbert On Muhammad Ali
  • 21:00 • Equal Protection And The Fourteenth Amendment
  • 24:00 • Last Week In Politics: 2016 Libertarian Presidential
    Candidate Gary Johnson
  • 27:00 • Donald Trump: John Oliver, Aaron Sorkin, Rebecca Solnit,
    Dana Carvey
  • 31:30 • Joe Scarborough: “Insecure, batshit crazy, Queens Guy.”
  • 32:30 • The 13th Amendment Authorizes Slavery And Indentured
    Servitude In The United States
  • 33:30 • Mashup: My African American
  • 37:30 • Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan Debases Himself
  • 40:00 • Mashup: Trump University
  • 46:00 • The Precariat
  • 47:00 • Washington Post Neocon Jennifer Rubin: GOP Racists Killing
    The GOP
  • 49:00 • Bernie Sanders: An IQ Test Democrats Failed
  • 50:00 • Female Disenfranchisement In The U.S.
  • 51:00 • Trump On Putting The Wife To Work And Dinner Not Being
    Ready
  • 52:00 • Somebody Got To Hillary Clinton
  • 56:00 • Risk Free College Comedy
  • 60:00 • Carpool Karaoke Mashup: Too Good To Be True
  • 64:30 • Elizabeth Warren At The American Constitution Society
  • 70:00 • Mashup: Obama Slow Jam
  • 77:00 • Last Week In Entertainment: Ghostbusters Reboot
  • 79:00 • Dana Carvey on Richard Pryor
  • 80:30 • James Corden On Carpool Karoke
  • 83:00 • Mashup: Hamilton With Miranda And Corden
  • 88:00 • Dana Carvey On Jimmy Stewart
  • 89:00 • Last Week In Sex: An Epic Mashup Headlined By Bo Burnham
  • 102:30 • Pun Of The Week: Seth Meyers
  • 103:30 • Fail Of The Week Third Runner-up: Seth Meyers
  • 104:00 • Fail Of The Week Second Runner-up: Conan O’Brien
  • 104:30 • Fail Of The Week Runner-up: Seth Meyers
  • 105:00 • Fail Of The Week: Conan O’Brien
  • 105:30 • Joke Of The Week Second Runner-up: Jimmy Fallon
  • 106:00 • Joke Of The Week Runner-up: Jimmy Fallon
  • 106:30 • Joke Of The Week: Conan O’Brien
  • 107:00 • Closing Billboard
Audio

S1E13 • The Best Of Late Night Comedy Mar. 28-Apr.1 • @52:00 Pun Of The Week • @52:30 Fail Of The Week • @54:30 Joke Of The Week • @23:30 Mashup Of The Week: Donald Trump Is Archie Bunker With $5 Billion • @17:30 Ann Coulter: Trump Is Mental • @18:30 Ted Cruz Cops To Sex With Rodents • @36:30 Separated At Birth: Amazon’s Jeff Bezos And Fast Times’ Jeff Spicoli • @44:30 Smell Dating • The Branding Of Political Figures By Late Night Comedy Writers • #FeelTheBern • Donald Trump Abortion • Melania Trump • Heidi Cruz • Chris Hemsworth • Rihanna • Ben Affleck • Jennifer Garner • Tracy Morgan • Jimmy Fallon • Seth Meyers • Stephen Colbert • James Corden • Jimmy Kimmel • Conan O’Brien • 2016 Dick Jokes • Sexual Innuendo • Last Week In Politics • Last Week In Entertainment • Last Week In Sex

SET LIST

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 1:00 • Introducing Mark Whitney!
  • 2:00 • S1E12: Joke Of The Week In Review
  • 3:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers!
  • 5:30 • Political Theater: Donald Trump v. Carnival Cruz
  • 7:30 • Cruz Attacks Ideas; Trump Attacks People
  • 8:30 • Jimmy Kimmel Embarrasses His Family When Hosting Politicians
  • 10:30 • Wild Rumpus With Barack And Michelle Obama
  • 11:00 • Donald Trump Jr. Big Game Hunter
  • 11:30 • Politicians And Talk Show Hosts
  • 12:00 • Actual Outtakes From Cruz Campaign Commercials
  • 14:00 • The Branding Of Political Figures By Comedy Writers: Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Queen Elizabeth
  • 17:00 • Who Is Donald Trump?
  • 17:30 • Ann Coulter: Donald Trump Is Mental
  • 18:30 • Carnival Cruz’s Tacit Admission To Enjoying Sex With Rodents
  • 19:00 • Last Week In Politics: Chris Matthews, Donald Trump, Abortion, Anderson Cooper, Ted Cruz, James Corden, Supreme Court
  • 22:30 • Steve Martin: “Excuse me!!!”
  • 23:00 • Ben Carson On Donald Trump And Abortion
  • 23:30 • Mashup Of The Week: Donald Trump Is Archie Bunker With $5 Billion; Second Amendment; Gun Control; Joe Scarborough; Morning Joe; Archie Bunker
  • 28:00 • The Unpopular Frontrunners: Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton
  • 29:00 • Hillary Feels The Bern: Unloads On Activist
  • 30:00 • A Tale Of Two Arrivals: Bernie’s Bird And Trump’s Grandson
  • 33:00 • Please Clap
  • 34:00 • Stephen Colbert’s Mystery Guest
  • 35:00 • Sanders: “I would like to spin that damn wheel!”
  • 36:30 • Last Week In Entertainment • Chris Hemsworth Reads Rihanna’s Work, Separated At Birth: Jeff Bezos And Jeff Spicoli, Jimmy Fallon, Rihanna, Rolling Stones, March Madness, Final Four, Kevin Harlan, Celine Dion, Justin Bieber
  • 44:30 • Last Week In Sex: Relationship Advice, Egypt Hijacker, Bernie Sanders, Gangnam Style, Tracy Morgan, Jennifer Garner, Ben Aflleck, Hillary Clinton, Smell Dating Sweat Shop
  • 52:00 • Pun Of The Week Winner: Seth Meyers
  • 52:30 • Fail Of The Week Winner: Jimmy Fallon
  • 54:00 • Joke Of The Week Runner-up: Stephen Colbert
  • 54:30 • Joke Of The Week Winner: Jimmy Fallon!
  • 55:30 • Closing Billboard
  • 57:00 • Mystery Tag