3:00 • President-erect Trump: Flag burning? Loss of citizenship?; Nazi saluate? Mute.
6:30 • Joke Of The Week In Review
7:00 • Introducing: Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Trevor Noah, and Stephen Colbert!
10:00 • Mark’s Monologue • Trump: “I’m just the messenger.”; Resistance v. Engagement; Deja Vu: SNL Sketch Foreshadows Carrier: “And then they played my statement.”; False Narrative: Trump Engages Only On Twitter; Eugene Robinson; Kellyanne Conway; Tomi Lehren
26:00 • Breitbart News Crew Punks The Daily Show
35:00 • Last Week In Entertainment: Chelsea Handler, Nick Offerman, Sebastian Maniscalco
42:00 • Last Week In Politics • Oops! I Did It Again!: The President-erect Unleashed!
64:00 • Last Week In Sex: Leslie Jones
1:13:00 • Fail Of The Week: Stephen Colbert!
1:15:00 • Joke Of The Week: Stephen Colbert!
1:17:00 • Closing Monologue: Letter from Harry S. Truman to Bess Wallace, June 22, 1911: “I think one man is just as good as another so long as he’s honest and decent and not a nigger or a Chinaman. Uncle Wills says that the Lord made a white man from dust, a nigger from mud, and then threw what was left and it came down a Chinaman. He does hate Chinese and Japs. So do I. It is race prejudice I guess. But I am strongly of the opinion that negroes ought to be in Arica, yellow men in Asia, and white men in Europe and America.”