Samantha Bee • Stephen Colbert • Conan O'Brien • James Corden • Jimmy Fallon • Jimmy Kimmel • Bill Maher • Seth Meyers • Trevor Noah • John Oliver • Colin Jost • Michael Che • Jim Jefferies
2:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers and Conan O’Brien
5:30 • Last Week In Entertainment • Jim Jeffries On Bill Cosby And Meeting Al Pacino And Warren Beatty
11:45 • Last Week In Politics: 2016 Republican National Convention • Sarah Palin And Donald Trump: “It’s a movement!”
15:45 • Hillary: “I did not email classified material to anyone.”
19:00 • Last Week In Sex: GOP’s War On Porn; Andrew Dice Clay At Dangerfields; Jim Jeffries On U.S. Prostitution And Drinking Age
26:00 • Last Week In Politics: Democratic Party Faithful Chant “Bernie” At Hillary Endorsement Rally
30:00 • Frank Luntz: “Sanders should have been the candidate.”
32:00 • Comedic Collaborators: Lorne Michaels and Jerry Seinfeld; Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor; Stephen Colbert and Rob Corddry; Seth Meyers and Fred Armisen; Johhny Carson and Richard Pryor
47:00 • Last Week In Entertainment • Pokemon Go: Al Franken Cites Privacy Concerns
56:00 • Last Week In Sex • Nursing Homes And Mr. Ed
3:30 • Charlie Sheen Talks Shit About Donald Trump On The Graham Norton Show
7:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, and jimmy Fallon!
10:30 • Heavy Hitters: Jay Leno and Rosanne Barr!
14:00 • Deja Vu: Conan’s Heywood Jablowme Joke
15:00 • The LNLW Formula: Slave To The Jokes
15:30 • Conan Tick: Clap/Yeah!
17:00 • The Ghost Of Rodney Dangerfield
19:00 • Mass Shooting In Orlando On Anniversary Of Clarleston Mass Shooting And The Birth Of Donald Trump
20:00 • New Gingrich v. Ron Paul
21:00 • Stairway To Heaven Mashup: Led Zeppelin Defends Plagarism Charges
27:00 • No Cliches: Daily Show’s Hasan Minhaj Talks Gun Control At The 72nd Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association Dinner
31:00 • Barack Obama: Charleston Eulogy Mashup
35:00 • Donald Trump @ 70: The Hosts And The Comics Pile On
39:30 • Martin Short and George Lopez On Donald Trump
40:30 • A False Debate: Radical Islamic Terrorism
42:30 • Trump Revokes Press Credentials; Dana Milbank and Seth Meyers Call For Trump Blackout
51:00 • Donald Trump v. Hillary Clinton: Least Popular v. Second Least Popular
53:00 • Herman Cain Mashup
56:00 • Chris Christie Gets Trump’s McDonald’s
58:00 • Rosanne Barr On Prayers In Schools: “Children need our prayers what with everyone carrying a gun and teachers trying to fuck ’em!”
1:00:00 • The Global War On Terror: George W. Bush v. The Dixie Chicks; Leon Panetta; Anwar Awlaki; Jake Tapper; Jay Carney; Robert Gibbs; Robert Mueller
1:09:00 • Lawrence Wilkerson: “They are not warriors. They are criminals.
1:11:30 • Hillary Clinton: The Darling Of The Security & Surveillance State
1:12:00 • Last Week In Entertainment: Carpool Karaoke with James Corden and the Red Hot Chili Peppers; Fred Armisen
1:21:00 • Documentary Now: Seth Meyers, Bill Hader and Fred Armisen
1:24:00 • On A Roll With Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Rodeney Dangerfield
1:33:00 • Last Week In Sex: Life Liberty And The Pursuit Of Porn; Nikki Glaser’s Magic Wand Injury; Rosanne Gets Lipo
1:51:30 • Pun Of The Week: Jay Leno
1:51:45 • Fail Of The Week Runner-Up: Jimmy Fallon
1:53:30 • Fail of The Week: Conan O’Brien
1:55:00 • Joke Of The Week Second Runner-up: Conan O’Brien
1:55:15 • Joke Of The Week Runner-up: Stephen Colbert
3:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers!
5:30 • Political Theater: Donald Trump v. Carnival Cruz
7:30 • Cruz Attacks Ideas; Trump Attacks People
8:30 • Jimmy Kimmel Embarrasses His Family When Hosting Politicians
10:30 • Wild Rumpus With Barack And Michelle Obama
11:00 • Donald Trump Jr. Big Game Hunter
11:30 • Politicians And Talk Show Hosts
12:00 • Actual Outtakes From Cruz Campaign Commercials
14:00 • The Branding Of Political Figures By Comedy Writers: Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Queen Elizabeth
17:00 • Who Is Donald Trump?
17:30 • Ann Coulter: Donald Trump Is Mental
18:30 • Carnival Cruz’s Tacit Admission To Enjoying Sex With Rodents
19:00 • Last Week In Politics: Chris Matthews, Donald Trump, Abortion, Anderson Cooper, Ted Cruz, James Corden, Supreme Court
22:30 • Steve Martin: “Excuse me!!!”
23:00 • Ben Carson On Donald Trump And Abortion
23:30 • Mashup Of The Week: Donald Trump Is Archie Bunker With $5 Billion; Second Amendment; Gun Control; Joe Scarborough; Morning Joe; Archie Bunker
28:00 • The Unpopular Frontrunners: Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton
29:00 • Hillary Feels The Bern: Unloads On Activist
30:00 • A Tale Of Two Arrivals: Bernie’s Bird And Trump’s Grandson
33:00 • Please Clap
34:00 • Stephen Colbert’s Mystery Guest
35:00 • Sanders: “I would like to spin that damn wheel!”
36:30 • Last Week In Entertainment • Chris Hemsworth Reads Rihanna’s Work, Separated At Birth: Jeff Bezos And Jeff Spicoli, Jimmy Fallon, Rihanna, Rolling Stones, March Madness, Final Four, Kevin Harlan, Celine Dion, Justin Bieber
44:30 • Last Week In Sex: Relationship Advice, Egypt Hijacker, Bernie Sanders, Gangnam Style, Tracy Morgan, Jennifer Garner, Ben Aflleck, Hillary Clinton, Smell Dating Sweat Shop
52:00 • Pun Of The Week Winner: Seth Meyers
52:30 • Fail Of The Week Winner: Jimmy Fallon
54:00 • Joke Of The Week Runner-up: Stephen Colbert
2:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, James Corden,, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers!
4:30 • Just Say Yes: Remembering Nancy Reagan
7:30 • Last Week In Politics: Christie and Carson Endorse Trump
9:30 • Last Week In Politics: GOP Brokered Convention
10:30 • Mashup Of The Week: It’s A Movement (in order of appearance) Jimmy Kimmel, Judy Woodruff, David Brooks, Donald Trump, Anthony Jeselnik, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Marco Rubio, Seth Meyers, Mark Shields, John Oliver, and Barack Obama!
20:30 • Bonus Mashup • One Of A Kind Love Affair: Deep Research And Forensic Analysis Into The PBS Newshour Archives Of David Brooks Clueless Trump Punditry
31:30 • Last Week In Politics: Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders
35:00 • Last Week In Politics: Barack Obama Nominates Merrick Garland To The Supreme Court Of The United States (in order of mention) George Harrison, Sammy Hagar, L. Ron Hubbard, and Tyrion Lannister
40:00 • Last Week In Entertainment (in order of mention): Australian International Tattoo Expo; St. Patrick’s Day, Walmart, Selena Gomez, and Kim Kardashian
42:30 • Last Week In Sex
45:30 • Pun Of The Week: Jimmy Kimmel
46:00 • Fail Of The Week Runner-up: Stephen Colbert
46:30 • Fail Of The Week Winner: Jimmy Fallon
48:30 • Joke Of The Week Runner-up: Jimmy Fallon
48:45 • Joke Of The Week Winner: Seth Meyers!
50:00 • Announcing Our First Triple Dipple: Seth Meyers!!!
4:00 • Jerrod Carmichael • Amber West Stevens • The Carmichael Show
4:30 • Jerrod Carmichael at The Laugh Factory
6:00 • Last Week’s Joke Of The Week: Jimmy Fallon
7:00 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, and Jimmy Kimmel!
9:30 • Pet Peeve: Jimmy Kimmel • Is there a joke in here anywhere?
10:30 • Last Week In Politics: Ben Carson Endorses Donald Trump
11:00 • Mark Twain Quote
11:30 • Last Week In Politics: Donald Trump Incites Violence In Iowa
12:00 • Last Week In Politics: Trump Supporter Cold Cocks A Black Guy
13:00 • Good People v. Bad Dudes: Setup
15:00 • Good People v. Bad Dudes: An Epic Seven Minute Mashup Featuring Donald Trump, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Chris Matthews, Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Conan O’Brien, and Jimmy Kimmel
22:00 • Good People v. Bad Dudes: Trump Openly Muses About Bankrolling Violence
24:00 • Good People v. Bad Dudes: Isis Is Coming For Our Potatoes
24:30 • Bonus Mashup: Trump’s Enabling, Codependent, Adult Children
28:30 • Last Week In Politics: Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders